Our father and son bozo team from Mesa, Arizona made several mistakes while attempting to steal some jewelry from the Mesa Arts Center. First, our bozo took his 10-year-old son along on the heist. Strike one. Second, after breaking through a locked door and grabbing about $7000 worth of jewelry, he allowed his son to sign his name on the visitors log. Strike two. Third, there’s the matter of that stainless steel drinking cup they left behind. Instead of just letting it go, our bozos returned the next day to retrieve it. Employees recognized them from security camera footage. Strike three! And you’re out, charged with three counts each of burglary in the third degree and theft, as well as one count of criminal damage and one count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
