Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida, where bozo Marsha Mitchell was having a beef with her neighbor, who kept parking his car too close to her yard. So, she politely tried to settle the dispute with him, right? Wrong. Maybe she called the cops to aid in the parking dispute? Nope. Got dressed in a hot dog costume and covered the offending car in toilet paper at 4 o’clock in the afternoon? Yep! The cops placed her under arrest, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Police gave no further details as to why she was dressed like a weenie, only saying that she was “intoxicated and refused to cooperate with the investigation.”