Over lo these many years of doing the Bozo Report, a great deal of time and money has been spent trying to determine the exact connection between (1) being a bozo and (2) being naked. At this point a direct link has yet to be found. With that being said, once again we present our naked bozo story of the day, this one from Ellisville, Mississippi. At 9:40 PM Sunday evening, the cops pulled over bozo Karen Martin for driving erratically. As the officers approached the vehicle, a strong smell of marijuana smoke wafted out of the window. Inside, they discovered our bozo, totally unencumbered by any clothing, surrounded by any number of weapons. Included in the cache was a Glock handgun at her feet, another Glock wedged in between the seat and console, and a third Glock and two AR-15 rifles in the trunk. Busted! While she claimed the weapons were for self defense, she had no explanation for why she was buck naked.