Thanks to Bozo News Hawk John Schenato for sending us today’s story about a dine and dash incident in Florida. You know the routine, enter a restaurant, order your meal and walk out without paying. Simple enough, except when you factor a bozo into the equation. Apparently, the restaurant was rather busy and there was a waiting list. The maitre’d asked for a phone number so he could text them when their table was ready. Guess they forgot about that when it came time to walk the check. Oops! Busted!