Bozo criminal for today comes from New York City, where the cops will tell you they’ve seen everything. We’re betting they haven’t seen this one. Our bozo, Galymzhan Abaildayev, scaled the North tower of the famous Brooklyn Bridge. He then took some flags out of his backpack and proceeded to strip off all his clothes before doing a swan dive into the river below. Unbelievably, he survived the jump from the 270 foot tall tower with only minor injuries. He’ll now have to explain his motives to the judge while facing charges of reckless endangerment, graffiti, public lewdness, criminal trespass, and disorderly conduct.