Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Anthony Lucero for sending in today’s report from Las Cruces, New Mexico. It seems bozo Kechelle Brown used a credit card to jimmy a lock and gain entrance to a home. When the homeowner returned, she found our bozo fast asleep on the couch. However, before she went beddy-bye she took a shower, cleaned the bathroom, and helped herself to some potato chips. Nothing else in the home was disturbed. It’s believed drugs may have been involved. She’s charged with breaking and entering.