Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Anthony Lucero for sending in today’s report from St. Charles County, Missouri. Cops were called to a report of a 2:30 am break-in at the local Circle-K. Upon arrival, the cops found a shattered glass door and, inside, our bozo, enjoying a sweet tea and a beef stick. When asked why he committed the break-in, he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week, saying, “I know you are going to think I am crazy, but there is an Al intelligence speaker in my neck.” Well, OK then. Maybe Mr. AI can also serve as your lawyer. Busted! Charged with a “felony amount” of damage to the Circle-K and a “misdemeanor amount” of stolen beef sticks.