Bozo criminal for today comes from Brevard County, Florida, where the cops noticed bozo Rachael Clary driving erratically. They pulled her over and she initally refused to exit her vehicle, which, according to police, smelled of “burnt marijuana.” When police forcefully removed her from the car, she proceeded to attempt to walk away. Not the best idea. She was charged with resisting arrest and taken to a local jail. While conducting a routine X-ray during the intake process, an anomaly was noticed in her “lower region.” She was brought into an exam room and was seen “trying to cover her buttocks with her hand”. That ploy didn’t work as a baggie containing 3.8 grams of cocaine fell from her butt to her feet. It was at that exact moment that she offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week, denying any knowledge of the drug and saying that it “must have been placed there” during an intimate encounter. Sorry, that excuse won’t fly. Busted! Charged with introducing contraband into a correctional facility, a felony.