Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Auckland, New Zealand. Our bozo, as yet unidentified, walked into a jewelry store and asked to see the Octopussy egg, a $20,000 Faberge egg featured in the 007 movie of the same title. After examining the bauble, our bozo popped it into his mouth and swallowed it. And rather than fleeing he hung around the store, perhaps looking for something else to eat. The Auckland city beat team arrived within minutes and our bozo was placed under arrest. As of this writing, authorities are still waiting for the egg to make its way out the rear exit. Perhaps in preparation of the passing, the cops report our bozo had also stolen some kitty litter and a tray a few days before. He’s been charged with theft.