Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida, where the local Red Roof Inn had several gifts for children wrapped and placed under a tree at the establishment. While we don’t know for sure how the proprietors of the inn planned to give away the gifts, we’re pretty sure our bozo threw a wrench in those plans. On Christmas morning, bozo Erica Reynolds walked in, began looking at the gifts, selected six of them and proceeded to walk out. The cops were called and after they tracked down our bozo, she said she thought the “gifts were for children.” While that may be true, she couldn’t explain her reason for taking them since she doesn’t have any kids. The total value of the gifts was only $48 and this would have been a simple case of misdemeanor theft except for the fact that she had prior convictions for stealing from Winn-Dixie and a Wawa convenience store. Busted on felony charges! She’ll spend the rest of the holiday locked up, looking at a maximum of five years in prison.