Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida, where the cops were called to a report of a disturbance at a construction site. Upon arrival, officers found our bozo, completely naked and lying atop a wooded pallet in full view of a group of construction workers. And she wasn’t just lying there. Eyewitnesses reported she was pleasuring herself. And that would explain her Bozo Excuse of the Week. She told the cops she “Just wanted to feel good.” Hope she enjoyed herself. She’s busted! Charged with indecent exposure.