Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Tara Osterude for sending in today’s report. From Wausau, Wisconsin comes the story of bozo Thomas Jacobsen who robbed the Cop Shoppe Pub. First, it’s probably not a good idea to rob a place called the "Cop Shoppe". Second, it’s never a good idea to rob a bar where you’re a regular. And third, it’s a really bad idea to rob a bar where you signed up for the weekly raffle a few days before. He’s under arrest.