Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mike Bishop for sending in today’s report. From Conroe, Texas, comes the story of four bozo burglars who made a number of mistakes in their attempt to break into a jewelry store. First, they set off the store’s silent alarm when they attempted to cut a hole through the roof. That’s strike one. Second, the bozo posted as a lookout failed to notice the approaching cops and warn the bozos inside the store. Strike two. And third, their escape was foiled because the getaway car driver fell asleep. Strike three. They’re busted!