Bozo criminal for today comes from Spartanburg, South Carolina, where police were called to a home on a report of a domestic disturbance. Upon arrival, the officers were quickly able to sniff out the situation. Literally. The wife reported to the cops that her husband passed gas that was “bad enough to cause her to almost puke.” She took evasive action on the gas attack by spraying vanilla-scented Lysol in the “area” of her husband. The husband’s story was that she sprayed him directly in the face and he retaliated by throwing a plastic water bottle at her. The wife claimed she was actually hit in the back of the head with a glass of tea. Not surprisingly, there are clear cut laws on the books prohibiting such a gas attack. After consulting with a local judge, the officer let both parties off with a stern warning, which hopefully included a ban on beans for the near future.