The Colonel Just Can’t Compare

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Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Wanneroo, Western Australia. Police there noticed a man speeding and when he ran a red light, they pulled him over. And that’s when he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told the cops he ran the light because he was in a hurry to pick up some fried chicken for his kids at Nando’s, a local chicken place. While Nando’s may be tasty, it’s no excuse for speeding. He was issued a $227 fine and told to take it easy on his chicken run.