From the Mouths of Babes

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Bozo criminal for today from New Berlin, Wisconsin, at least did one thing right. He raised his kid to tell the truth. It seems bozo Scott Brown was caught on surveillance video at the local Walmart breaking into a jewelry case and stealing a number of items. The video also shows a security guard shadowing our bozo and listening as his six year old daughter told him several times to “stop breaking into the jewelry case.” Security also watched as our bozo shoplifted a few items from the toy area, stuffing them into his shorts. When he was stopped by security as he attempted to leave, his little girl blew the whistle on him one more time. Officers asked him how he got to the store since he doesn’t have a driver’s license. He told them they walked but his little girl promptly spoke up and pointed out their car in the parking lot. Oops. He’s been charged with theft and bail-jumping.