One recurring theme throughout the files of the Bozo Criminal Report is nudity. It seems many bozos show a proclivity for committing their crimes buck naked. Such was the case in today’s report, sent in by Bozo News Hawk Anthony Lucero. Residents of a posh neighborhood in Centreville, Virginia, had been complaining about a series of break-ins in which the would-be thief was wearing only a pair of shoes and a mask fashioned out of a piece of blue cloth. Officers quickly sprang into action and set up a stake-out in a neighborhood frequented by out bozo. Sure enough, he showed up in his birthday suit just before dawn. A high-tech chase ensued with police tracking him through the area with the help of a drone. He was placed under arrest after jumping a fence and attempting to hide in a nearby residence. Busted! And charged with multiple accounts of burglary, attempted burglary and indecent exposure.