Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Don Reese for sending in today’s report from Palm Coast, Florida where our bozo devised a not so well thought out plan for robbing the local Lowes home improvement center. He made his way through the store, collecting about $1500 worth of merchandise which he hoped to get away with without paying. Lowe’s employees noticed him acting strangely and called the cops. This led to our bozo heading out the front door and ditching the items. To his waiting getaway car, right? Wrong. He had no getaway car. So, what to do? Well, there was a UPS truck pulling out of the parking lot. Our bozo hopped on board and proceeded to sit down for the ride on the back bumper of the truck. It goes without saying that a guy reclining on the back bumper of a UPS truck is going to attract some attention. Another motorist notified the driver who ordered our bozo off the bumper. The cops were called and confirmed that our wayward passenger was indeed our shoplifter. Busted! Charged with a shoplifting-grand theft charge.