It was just a regular Sunday evening in North Charleston, South Carolina when a report of a bozo came in. The cops responded to a report of someone driving recklessly in a church parking lot. They found evidence of skid marks on the pavement and a number of beer cans scattered around. And behind the wheel, our bozo, wearing a tank top and no pants. Yep we said no pants. In a church parking lot. Busted! Charged with possession of cocaine, pointing and presenting a firearm and malicious injury to real property. No explanation as to what happened to his pants.