Bozo criminal for today comes from Indian River County, Florida, where the sheriff’s department was throwing their annual BBQ fundraiser. Attendees were offered tours of the facility, SWAT and K-9 demonstrations and $7 a plate BBQ. To help serve the BBQ, the department utilized the help of several jail “trustees” including our bozo, who was serving time on drug possession charges. It would seem that a big plate of BBQ wasn’t all our bozo was offering up, as security cameras caught him leaving his post on the hot line and walking 50 yards to a group of port-a-potties. There he is alleged to have engaged in “an unauthorized conjugal visit (to hook up or have sexual intercourse)” with a woman who was identified as having been released from the county jail two months before. Hope he enjoyed his quickie. He’s been charged with “prisoner escape or attempted escape,” a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 additional years in prison.