We all know there are many reasons for buckling up when driving, but today’s report provides a new one. It can keep you from the humiliation of landing on the Bozo Criminal Report. Today’s story comes from Flint, Michigan, where the cops spotted our bozo driving without his seat belt around 2:30 am. A routine check turned up a polymer handgun hidden under the front street. It had no serial number and was equipped with an extended magazine and a device that allowed it to fire fully automatically. Busted! And you’ve got a lot more to worry about than a seatbelt violation, pal. Those are felony firearms violations you’re facing.
