A first for today in the Bozo Criminal Report. The first known arrest for driving a couch. Yep, a couch. Police in Charlotte, North Carolina, were called to a report of an unauthorized vehicle driving down Tyron Street. Further investigation determined the “vehicle” was actually a love seat carefully placed on top of two Lime electric scooters. The awkward setup required a bozo on either side of the comfy chair to steer it. No report on what charges were filed but the love seat is now in the impound lot.