Bozo criminal for today comes from Largo, Florida, where the cops were called to a report of a domestic disturbance. The victim reported that she was fed up with her boyfriend “farting in bed” and asked him to cease and desist. He didn’t take well to her request and attempted to place a choke hold on her but she fought him off, biting his finger in the process. Order was restored and our serial farter was charged with domestic battery by strangulation.