Bozo criminal for today comes from Lee County, Florida, where deputies noticed bozo John Slattery run a red light and attempted a traffic stop. Instead of pulling over our bozo sped away and a chase ensued, ending with a PIT maneuver causing the suspect vehicle to flip onto its side. Deputies approached the vehicle, instructing our bozo to raise his hands and climb out of the car. And that’s when he offered up the Bozo Request of the Week. He said, “I think I’m going to jail. Can I have a cigarette?” Not sure if he got the smoke but he’s definitely headed to jail. Trafficking amounts of cocaine were found and he was charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana, trafficking in cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.