October 19, 2007

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Bozo criminals for today from the International File in Soweto, South Africa made several mistakes on their evening out on the town. Their first mistake was their choice of vehicle…a hearse that they stole when the driver left it unattended,with a dead body inside. Second, they forgot to check the gas gauge in the hearse and it ran out of fuel just as they were leaving the bar after enjoying several drinks. And their third and final mistake was asking three of the women they had met inside the bar to help them push the hearse. Thinking something was up, the women declined and instead called the cops who came by and placed our bozos under arrest.