February 13, 2008

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Bozo criminals for today come from the International File on the Poland-Belarus border. Our two bozos, who were Egyptian immigrants, wanted to leave Belarus and go to Poland, but they had no passports. So, they took the bozo approach. They decided to tunnel out. Afraid that purchasing shovels would attract attention, our two bozos used shoehorns to try to dig under the barbed wire separating the two countries. They did succeed in digging quite a hole, but somewhere along the way they lost their sense of direction. When they popped to the surface, they were still in Belarus, right in front of the barbed wire and in plain view of the border guards. They’re under arrest.