Bozo criminal for today comes from Akron, Ohio, where bozo Michael Kovaks tried to hold up a couple of people outside a video store. His choice of weapon was a bottle of cologne that he had colored black with a magic marker in an effort to make it resemble a gun. In the ensuing scuffle, the bottle broke and our bozo ran away. When the officers arrived on the scene, they didn’t have any trouble tracking him down. They literally just had to follow their noses.