Bozo criminal for today comes from Waynesboro, Virginia, where bozo Kyle Carpenter had some pot, but nothing to smoke it in. So he did what any bozo would do. He dialed 911. And asked if the cops could bring him some rolling papers. The police were dispatched, but not for the reason he hoped. When they arrived, they found our bozo sitting in his pickup truck, with loose particles of marijuana on the dashboard, the car’s seat, his clothing and in his right ear. He offered the excuse he thought he was calling a friend. They didn’t buy it, not even at the holiday season. He’s busted!