Truth In T-Shirt Advertising

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Alliance, Ohio. It seems bozo Jeremy Clark hit a car and kept on driving. The victim followed him and confronted him when he stopped to use an ATM. When she questioned our bozo about the accident, he jumped into his car and sped away. The cops were called and they discovered that he left something very important behind. His ATM card. Using this information, they were able to quickly track him down and place him under arrest. Oh, and did we mention his blood alcohol level was .316, nearly four times the legal limit. And that he was wearing a t-shirt that said, “This Guy Needs a Beer.” Seems he needed a few too many.