Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Shanghai, China, where two bozos had a plan for breaking into a shop window. They were going to use a tried and true method, hurling a brick. But, that’s not as simple as it sounds, especially when you’re a bozo. Security footage shows the two sneaking up to the window, both of them armed with bricks. The first hurls his brick and it bounces off. So bozo number two readies his projectile. Unfortunately, bozo number steps in front of him at precisely the wrong time and instead of hitting the window, the brick strikes him directly in the face, knocking him out cold. Oops. Video footage shows bozo two dragging unconscious bozo one out of camera range and attempting to revive him. We’re not sure of his fate as they were gone by the time the police arrived.