Well, General Tso’s Chicken Really Is Excellent

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Bozo criminals for today come from Wildwood, Florida, where the cops were called to a report of a domestic disturbance. When the cops arrived they found a young man with “visible red marks on the front side of his neck” and “fresh bruising/redness on his left eye.” Further investigation turned up several containers of Chinese take-out, one of which appeared to be completely empty. It seems the young man, who was the son one of one of the alleged perps, ate the container of Chinese food that belonged to the father. Must have been some good eats, too, as his sister, 25, joined in the beat down. For himself, the son offered the excuse that the containers weren’t labeled and he didn’t know which was his. Makes sense. Dad and daughter will have to go to jail hungry, as they were arrested for misdemeanor battery. And you can add domestic battery by strangulation, a felony, to pop’s charges.