Bozo criminal for today comes from Bowling Green, Kentucky, where the cops found our intoxicated bozo slumped over the controls of his vehicle. Except in this case the vehicle was a horse. Yep in a scene right out of the old Lee Marvin movie Cat Ballou, the cops found bozo Jorge Garcia passed out upon his horse on a residential street, with a bag from the liquor store tied to the saddle horn. When questioned by the cops, he told them he was just trying to get home. After failing field sobriety tests, he was booked into the jail for the night. The horse was placed in protective custody.