Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Singapore. Two things you should know about Singapore. One, they take law enforcement very seriously, as was evidenced a few years ago when an American received a caning after he was convicted of spraying cars with spray paint. Two, orange juice is very popular in Singapore, so popular, in fact, that they have sidewalk vending machines called Ijooz that dispense the fresh juice. And for your convenience these machines also have a rack of free straws to use in drinking your beverage. Now, this brings us to our bozo French teenager and wannabe influencer who decided to take a video of himself removing a straw from the dispenser, licking it, and placing it back in the dispenser. No big deal, right? Wrong. Remember this is Singapore. After the video went viral, the cops sprang into action, tracking down and arresting our bozo. Busted! Charged with public nuisance, punishable for up to three months in prison and a $2000 fine. The second charge is even worse, “mischief”, with a jail term of up to two years and a fine, or both. All for licking a straw. He is currently awaiting sentencing.