Our bozo story for today comes from Palm Harbor, Florida, where the local chiropractic clinic has a history of putting clever phrases on its marquee sign. Such as, “We never crack under pressure” or “We don’t stop until everyone is cracked up.” It seems everyone got the joke until they posted one that said “Licensed crack dealer.” This was apparently just too much for our literal minded bozo who took it onto himself to use landscape bricks to destroy the sign of the local “crack” dealer. No explanation from the cops as to why our bozo thought a local chiropractic clinic might actually be in the drug business. Busted! And charged with felony criminal mischief.