Bozo criminal for today comes from Southington, Connecticut, where our unidentified bozo thought he would take advantage of the high prices for scrap metals. So he broke into a local facility and was in the process of loading about 700 pounds of metal on to his truck when things went terribly wrong. He accidentally made a “pocket dial” call from his cell phone. And the call went to…911. He’s busted!
Our bozo criminal for today teaches us that it’s not safe to drive drunk anywhere, not even at a hockey rink. From Apple Valley, Minnesota comes the story of bozo Joel Brown who had a few drinks at home before driving to the ice rink, where he worked as the Zamboni operator. Police were called to the arena after reports of a man driving the ice-smoothing machine erratically and running into the boards when trying to negotiate a turn. After failing a breathalyzer test, our bozo was charged with drunken driving.
As anyone who has ever had to sit through bad karaoke knows, it can be hard to take, but our bozo for today added a complete new level of uncomfortableness.
From Melbourne, Florida, comes the story of bozo Jeffrey Taylor who was taking part in karaoke night at the local Applebees when, in a moment of bozo inspiration, decided to add stripping to his repertoire.
He began removing his clothes as he continued singing. Fortunately for his audience, the manager was having none of it and he tried to stop him. Our bozo wasn’t willing to take no for an answer and a fight ensued, with the police being called and our bozo charged with battery and disorderly conduct.