Bozo criminal for today comes from Yavapai County, Arizona, where the cops received a call about a possible DUI driver. While looking for the suspect an officer encountered a car that had run off the roadway, striking a guardrail and was blocking traffic. Yep, we’ve found our bozo. As the officer approached, he noticed the driver in a bit of distress. Further investigation found his finger stuck in a can of White Claw hard seltzer. And his response when asked how he was doing? “Totally perfect.” Well probably not. Busted! And charged with DUI and criminal damage against public works.