Bozo criminal for today comes from Traverse City, Michigan, where bozo Moncia Monroe had been banned from the local CVS for allegedly shoplifting a bottle of wine which she consumed in the store’s restroom. A few days later she showed up at the store again and the police were called. She was placed under arrest, handcuffed and placed in the squad car. Here we should note that she got into the back seat of the vehicle with “considerable difficulty.” She was then booked into the county jail and during a “final check of the suspect’s person” a female officer noticed that she had “concealed a 750 ml bottle of Cupcake Vinyards Pinot Grigio inside her person.” Huh? Upon removal from her lady parts, the wine was uncorked and destroyed, due to biohazard concerns. She remains jailed on a prison contraband felony charge and misdemeanor trespassing charges.