Bozo criminal for today comes from Wildwood, Florida, where bozo ex-con Roy Miller walked into the local Subway and ordered a sandwich. Upon being served said sandwich our bozo examined it and found that the level of freshness in the bread did not come up to his specifications. This led to a brief argument with the Subway sandwich maker which quickly ended when our bozo slapped him across the face. The cops were called and he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Day that the Subway employee had intentionally given him “old stale bread.” Busted! Charged with misdemeanor battery. Fined $860. Ordered to do 20 hours of community service and attend an anger management course. And given a lifetime ban from Subways in Sumter County.