Our hungry bozo criminal for today comes from Douglasville, Georgia where bozo Abdul Faraz was enjoying a tasty meal at the local Red Lobster. Suddenly it dawned on him he didn’t have the cash to cover the $63 bill. So, he did what any bozo would do. He called 911 to report a medical emergency. When emergency personnel arrived, instead of pretending to be ill, he gave the appearance of being perfectly fine. Bad idea. Red Lobster employees told the 911 crew that he was refusing to pay for his meal. The cops were called and our bozo, still seated at his table, was placed under arrest, charged with theft of services, unlawful conduct during a 911 call, and making a false report.