Bozo criminal for today comes from Culpeper, Virginia where the cops were called to a convenience store with a report of someone causing a disturbance. When they arrived, they found our bozo, intoxicated and raising a ruckus on horseback. And soon the chase was on, with cops in cruisers pursuing a drunken bozo on a horse. The chase didn’t last long as our bozo failed to see a utility pole guy wire, which knocked him off his horse and onto the ground, where he was promptly arrested.