With Thanksgiving rapidly approaching, we have an appropriate Bozo story for you today. From New York City comes the story of bozo Sal Leon who donned a mask, grabbed his gun and stormed into a pizzeria, demanding cash. He was handed a large bag by a pizza shop employee and quickly fled the scene. Um…maybe he asked for "dough" instead of "cash" because that’s what he got. The bag was full of pizza dough. He’s under arrest.