You’ve Been Converted To an Official Bozo

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First, a quick thanks to everyone who has asked…the bozo report has been slowed down due to my recent surgery. Hope to get back to full speed soon! Our bozo for today comes from Rochester Hills, Michigan, where the cops pulled over a vehicle around 2:15 AM after they noticed it had no license plate. For those of you playing along at home, that’s strike one. A quick check of the driver’s license found it to be suspended. Strike two. The passenger then spoke up to claim that she was actually the owner of the vehicle. Um…did anyone ask? However she was unable to produce any proof of ownership. Let’s call that strike two and a half. Then, a deputy noticed seven catalytic converters and a Sawzall in the car. Unless you’re running a mobile muffler shop, looks like you’ve been stealing those. Strike three! Busted! I case you weren’t aware, catalytic converters are a popular item for theft due to the valuable precious metals they contain.

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  1. Ed Racey

    I had noticed a change recently, but thought it might be somehow related to Covid-19 restrictions. Thanks for letting us know. I hope you recover, your health improves and the “blessing of better health” enables you to discover even more Bozos.. I know they are out there.

  2. dave

    Thanks, Ed! Covid did slow things down a bit but we’re seeing an uptick in bozo activity now, so stay tuned!

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