Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida. Police were called to a report of a car being driven erratically. Upon arrival, they discovered our bozo had struck a tree, a Taco Bell sign and the restaurant’s water meter before driving away. She was arrested when they spotted her driving through two red lights nearby. Upon questioning, she was described as having “bloodshot, watery eyes, a dazed and blank expression on her face and an odor of an alcoholic beverage on her breath.” Busted! And charged with DUI involving property damage, leaving the scene of an accident, and driving with a suspended or revoked license. Just a normal night on the Bozo Beat, so why does this story merit mention? Well, it’s her very ironic last name. Kanisha Booze has seven previous convictions for driving without a license and also has been convicted of grand theft and marijuana possession.