Next Time, Try a Nice Dinner

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Tampa, Florida, where an officer observed our bozo blow through a red light right in front of his squad car. He immediately gave chase but things quickly got out of hand as the cyclist, who had a passenger riding behind him, simply sped up, weaving in and out of traffic. He ran several lights and led the cop on a chase at speeds exceeding 100 mph. Other units were alerted and our bozo was finally apprehended at an intersection. And what exactly was the reason he gave for fleeing the cops? He said it was a “first date” and he was trying to impress the girl that was riding with him. Didn’t work. She told the cops she was screaming for him to stop the whole time. There won’t be a second date for a while, either. He’s charged with a felony for fleeing cops at high speed with wanton disregard for the safety of others. And his past won’t help him. He previously has convictions for cocaine possession, probation violation, grand theft, and passing a counterfeit check. And additionally, he was cited for reckless driving and driving an unregistered vehicle following a 2019 motorcycle crash. No word if there was a girl he was trying to impress that time also.