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Bozo criminal for today comes from Maricopa, Arizona, where bozo Janice Martin was pulled over by the cops after being clocked doing 108 MPH in a 65 MPH zone. Must have been some kind of family emergency, right? Nope. Maybe the driver was having a medical issue? Nah. Perhaps she was hurrying home to catch the latest episode of Love Island? Yep, that’s the Bozo Excuse of the Week she offered up to the officers. While Love Island is a highly entertaining show, that in itself is not a legitimate excuse for speeding. Her car was impounded and she was booked into jail on reckless driving and exceeding the speed limit by more than 20 MPH. No word on whether she got to catch the end of the show from jail.

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